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That is so awesome.

Here are a few Chuck Norris things:
 * Chuck Norris doesn't doesn't get wet, wet get's Chuck Norris.
 * On the first day, god said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!" Chuck Noris said "SAY PLEASE!"
 * Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
 * Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
 * How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
 * When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
 * Chuck Norris called Hancock and asshole, AND GOT AWAY WITH IT!
 * Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

For more, go here, it's so pwnsome.

The One and Only Hantou Mclean Namikaze HaruElie | NaruHina | Kanji: ナミカゼ ハ ル マクリーン, Romaji: Namikaze Hantou Makurīn