User:MonkeyPantsFlash


 * sits at computer, haven't slept in a week:

"It was an ordinary day, me doing what I usually did..."


 * fly lands on eyeball:

"Then, it, happened..."


 * ray comes out of computer, blindingly, then unconscious:

"Me: Huh? Where am I?

Being: you have been chosen, nerd, to become the new MonkeyPants... Me: What happened to the old one?

Being,shrugs: He quit. Or was destroyed by a demon. Either way, we need a new one, and you got it. Me: So, what happens now?

Being: Don't care."


 * Bright light, then I wake up at home:

"And then I realized, I had been transformed.:


 * Look at myself, am suddenly a monkey wearing pants:

"Now, I am the Monkey. The hero of the primates. The pantalooned protector. Where evil might prey on the weak, they will beware!