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Hi, I'm Sammy.

My username is Samurott88.

So let's get something straight. Sammy is not my name. Sammy is the opposite of gender-less, just as male is to female. This makes Sammy the most powerful, superior thing in all of reality.

I act. I don't act weirdly; I act. I am usually a bipolar lunatic that can creep anyone out.

Acting. I do that. Keep in mind that you don't know how I naturally am, and you might never find out.

I'm a sinister genius. Don't mess with me; I mess with you.

Tending to act feminine is only a gift of mine; I use it to mock people. Yes, I am guy.

I'm obsessed with bananas, bicycle horns, dolphins, my dog, pies, shaving cream, and myself.

I also like cookies.

Thanks for reading; have a cookie!

Hugs and Kisses! - Sammy <3