Dewback



Dewback is an awesome dude, except no one knows why (his name does sound like an ancient lizard from a galaxy far, far away, though). When not taking a million laps around the universe every morning, screaming the number "42" at the top of his lungs, he is drowning rabbid rabbits, all whom he consider to be best friends, in the pointlessly enormous aquarium in his backyard. The Easter Bunny got pissed off when he learned that Dewback was drowning bunnies in his backyard, and he refused to give Dewback his annual gift of alcohol-filled chocolate eggs, forcing Dewback to rely on Santa Claus for gifts. Dewback later died from a lack of the Easter Bunny's chocolate eggs and the refusal of Santa to give him presents on Christmas Day.