Kawakami Uzumaki

"Sit down before you embarrass yourself any further. My clan was ancient when your ancestors thought that clapping rocks together to obtain fire was a form of magic, so don't dare compare your lot of degenerates to the nobility of the Uzumaki!"

- Kawakami to the Hitorigami

Kawakami Uzumaki (川神, Uzumaki Kawakami; lit. "Whirlpools River of Divinity")