User blog:DragonBladeJutsu/DragonBladeJutsu's blog: A guide to writer's block

Hello! It's me, everyone's favorite NarutoFanon Wikia user! (Or maybe not...)

I am here to address everyone's favorite thing! WRITER"S BLOCK! I am currently dealing with it right now and I thought this would be a great time to hand my much needed advice! (Or unneeded, whatever)

How to break the writer's block

1. Read a book or watch a movie

Books give you a much needed vacation from the real world and if your lucky a few ideas. Movies also have the same effect as books. Plus they have the added bonus of not greasing up pages with your buttered popcorn.

2. Sing as loudly as you can

Turn up that radio and use those vocal cords! Plus it can help you unleash some stress.

3. Search up lame pick-up lines on Google

Or puns, it works.

4. Listen to music

Create a playlist for your characters or chapters. Some songs will work better than others. For me these include Pompeii (Baliste), Blame it on the Pop (DJ Earworm, he's on youtube), Dynamite (I feel like a jerk for not knowing his name), Piano solos (Most written by me, yes I play the piano), Safe and Sound (Taylor Swift), and Love Song (Sara Barelis, I think thats how you spell it)

5. Get out in the world

Go out there and be social! It's scary, I know, but you do need to have human interaction at some point. It is actually a mental need.

6. Bang your head on the wall

Bang it, hard.

7. Go look up Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can break writer's block

8. Make brownies... or anything chocolate

Chocolate is actually a stimulant. It is clinically proven to improve your mood. Maybe J.K. Rowlings has something going for the chocolate after dementor attacks after all...

9. Get up, and dance

Or swim, run, skip, er... Zumba? Just get out there and MOVE!

10. If all else fails...

Go sit in a corner and cry, or think, or scream. Whatever gets rid of your pent up energy. Writer's block is quite frustrating. Eventually it will fade though. However do not just attempt to get another chapter out there if you are in writer's block mode. It's like overusing a chidori, it won't work. It will be basically alphabet crap. Do the world a favor and rest after you write a chapter.

Well this was only ten of my ways to break the block of writer's. Feel free to tell me your ways to break the block!

Bye!

Next time on DragonBladeJutsu's blog... Will Dragon ever get that next chapter out there? Will she post a guide on how not to be jerk on the internet? Tune in next time on DragonBladeJutsu's blog!

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