Erru

Erru is a legendary scientective that has surpassed normal intelligence by harboring the forbidden Jutsu known as "Bonertown Highway".

The ability to create Bonertown Highway was sealed because everyone in the original Naruto Universe cannot have boners except for the females. The reason as to why this is has been debated by all the kind of people that would debate something like this for at least twenty minutes since that is the longest amount of time that the Jutsu can be discussed without losing interest. People have speculated that this is in order for people to discover anything about it. If you have passed the twenty minute mark reading this article then there should be some burly men coming in to your house to rip your tongue out through your ears and then sort of use that as a hook to drag you away from your squalid house and give you another chance at life, albeit tongueless.

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