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Episode: A new S-Rank Mission!

{Here reads the notes on Genno's grave.}

Here lies Genno, Kagerou's "Trap Maker"

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Hokage Mountain, 

Naruto: {Cries} Hhhhh..hh...he...dead...

Sasuke: This is boring. Namikaze-sensei, you said 'tachi would come here. Was that just to lure me to the fun'ral?

Kakashi Namikaze: ''Man, Sasuke's smart. He found out that I was lying'' Uhh.. no.. hehe he'll be back.

{Next day}

Kakashi Namikaze: Wake 'p boys! K'kashi and Sak'ra are on un escort so I'll be lookin' after yu two! Mission starts t'u'day.

Sasuke: Ya sensei.

Naruto: Believe it!

{At the Hokage mansion}

Tsunade: Alright boys! This is an escort mission! Lisz'n up!

Sasuke and Naruto: Reporting!

Tsunade: No more filler missions! Now its time for a real mission!

Naruto: Finally!

Tsunade: Alright, as you see... uh Sasuke can you stand out for awhile...this is a secret message.

Sasuke: Yes...my lady!

Tsunade: Quit with the honorable accent! Kakashi 'n' Naruto! As you see, This may not be Sasuke Uchiha. Orochimaru could have sent a spy to recieve information about our village. This may be a Transformation Jutsu. Anyway you are going to be going to recieve information on Orochimaru. Take Sasuke with you. Keep a good eye on him! I mean it! And Naruto, make surprise attacks on him whenever you can!

Naruto: Believe it!

Tsunade: HAVE YOU BEEN EVEN LISTENING?!

Kakashi Namikaze: Let's go Naruto!

{Naruto opens the door and what does he see?}

Kakashi Namikaze: Lalalalala!

Naruto: SASUKE!! What the.... sensei look! Look at him! Sasuke, what in the.... OH NO!!!

Kakashi Namikaze: Oh my gosh! You're right! What...h.... SASUKE!! Aahhh!!!!!!!! This is even worse than the cursed seal! Ahh!

{What are they talking about!} {What has happened!} {Why are they making such a big deal about Sasuke!? Sorry I mean "?!".} Stay tune!

THE END!

Coming Soon: Episode: An Escort of Negation Fear Sprouts