User:Shieldmaiden

I write fanfiction, duh... and I do not use OC's unless I have to (ie, bad guys). Taryn Streambattle is my pen name on Fan Fiction.net, just so you know. I did make the meme below (and filled it out), you may use it if you send me a link to where you post it. 'Kay?

Fan fiction.net profile: Click here

 The New And Improved Naruto Meme (Created by Taryn Streambattle/Shieldmaiden) 

1. Do you watch the anime, read the manga, or both? Both, but I prefer manga

2. What chapter/episode are you on? Current with Manga, have no idea what episode I'm on (Just finished Mizuki's Revenge Arc... all the fillers so far have been a waste of time.)

'''3. Do you count the anime as canon? (IE, Iruka having brown hair instead of black, filler arcs)''' No.

4. Who is Naruto's most precious person and why? Iruka. He was the first to truly see Naruto for who he was, it has been stated multiple times that he is Naruto's father figure, and he is never too busy to comfort/talk to/give advice to/kick Naruto's butt and get him back on track.

'''5. Who is you favorite character? Why?''' Iruka. See above, and because he is so kind and caring.

'''6. Who is your least favorite character? Why?''' Gatō and the Third Kazekage. I just can't hate Danzō and Itachi. They only were trying to do what was best for the village (and in Itachi's case, Sasuke.) Sakura's pretty bad too, but I can tolerate her.

7. Would you rather pair your favorite character with your least favorite character or kill your favorite character? ... Kill him. Kill him dead. Iruka has no business being out of character by falling for those two idiots. And Sakura belongs with Lee, and Iruka is going to die someday...

8. Favorite pairing and why? Iruko (Iruka/Anko.) Admit it- they are perfect for each other. He's so gentle, she's so loud...

9. What is your least favorite pairing and why? OOh, a toughie. Hmm... IruNaru is pretty high on the list, (It's practically incest, fatherson you know?) then GaiLee (see IruNaru), KakaGai (BURN. Kakashi MUST be single) and KakaIru! (Iruka/Anko or nothing at all. However, they would make good friends.) Ino/Saku/Hina's pretty bad too... I despise any Tonton or Akamaru pairings.

'''10. SaiIno or InoCho? Why?''' InoCho. Shika belongs to Temari and Ino complements Choji- he obviously has a crush on her. Sai... needs a shirt.

'''11. KakAnko or IrukAnko? Why?''' Iruka/Anko. See Question Eight.

12. LeeSaku or SasuSaku? LeeSaku. Even she deserves someone and Lee will keep her from dying. Lee truly loves her, Naruto belongs to Hinata, and Sasuke tried to kill her, so it's a nobrainer.

13. Which character would you want to be stuck on a desert island with and why? Iruka. I know little about survival and I need someone patient with my idiocy. And he's a teacher so he'll teach me everything he knows. Snicker... he just can't help himself, he's addicted to teaching.

'''14. Who is your favorite Kage? (KAGE, not Hokage)''' Sandaime Hokage (AKA Sarutobi Hiruzen). Closely followed by Minato, Tsunade, and Gaara.

15. Who should become the Sixth Hokage if Tsunade dies:


 * Three days from now: Shikaku. Everybody says Kakashi, and he would work and I like him, but please. If Kakashi said breathing was uncool, half the world would die of asphyxiation.



I don't trust anyone else with that much power.

16. Who is the most useless character? Tonton and Sakura. Seriously, in every arc Sakura proclaims she will get stronger, but still manages to achieve NOTHING AT ALL. Best thing she did was try to kill Sasuke... and we know how that ended. Now, KARIN is just awesome.

17. Who is your favorite bad guy? Hagane Mizuki. Closely followed by Orochimaru, Kabuto, Danzo and Uchiha Itachi.

18. On a scale of 1 to 5 (five being the most and one being not at all,) how perverted is:


 * Naruto? 2 (Orioke no Jutsu)


 * Kakashi? 3 (Constantly reading Icha Icha in public)


 * Iruka? 1 (He's never seen a naked woman before, hence his reaction to the Orioke no Jutsu in Chapter One. Seriously, can you imagine Iruka peeking or reading dirty books?)


 * Jiraiya? 5 (Please. Two words: Hot Springs)


 * Konohamaru? 4 (His versions of the Orioke no Jutsu)


 * Obito? 1 (Kakashi is the pervert on the team. Please stop making him a pervert.)

19. Who is better: Ino or Sakura? Ino. She's got cool jutsu and she actually has a brain. Sakura just has thoughts that happen to arrange themselves in pretty patterns.

20. Karin or Sakura? Karin. Is. Amazing. She is a Sensor, superstrong, Heal Bite... and she gets over her crush on Sasuke nd had a good reason to crush. Sakura is a pink fangirl.

21. Ino or Karin? Um.... Ino, cause she's a good guy. But it's really close...

22. Haku: Cool or Lame? Cool. He should have LIVED I tell you!

23. Chōjūrō: Cute or Stupid? ADORABLE!

24. Obito: Awesome, Idiot, or Madara? Awesome. And Madara stole Obito's body. Another character who should not have died...

25. Jiraiya: Potential Boyfriend or Get Out of Here You Perv! ... The latter.

26. Do you even know who the above people are? Yep.

27. If you could raise one character from the dead/prevent their death, who would it be and why? Um... hard. Stuck between Haku and Obito. GAHH, Haku. Obito living would mean that Kakashi loses the Sharingan and he'd die anyway at the Uchiha Massacre, so it would be pointless to save him. T_T. And Haku would be soo useful to Konoha- he knows a lot of Kiri jutsu and information and since he doesn't want to be a ninja... (I'll stop there.)

28. What is the stupidest, most pointless piece of Naruto Merchandise and why? Plushies. STUPID DOLLS. Geez, I'm not that obsessed.

29. Rasengan or Chidori and why? Rasengan. No hand signs. Unlimited times a day. WIND RELEASE!

'''30. Which Chakra Element is your favorite? Why?''' Wind. Because it cuts things. Closely followed by Water- Soo many things you can do with it! WATER PRISON JUTSU!

'''31. If you could be adopted by any Clan from any village, which Clan would it be and why? (ADOPTED- this means you do not get the Kekkai Genkai, if they have one. You are, however, entitled to any jutsu and knowledge they possess, ie Inuzuka Bestial Jutsu.)''' The Uzumaki Clan. FUINJUTSU is AWESOME.

32. If you could have any Kekkai Genkai, Hiden, or Special Ability, what would it be? Hm... Not Sharingan, everybody has that, though it is awesome. I want... Chakra enhanced strangth/medical jutsu. Sensing would be very very nice...

'''If you picked the Sharingan, what is your second choice? (No other forms of Sharingan allowed.)'''

'''33. Which fandom would make the best Crossover with Naruto? Why?''' ONE PIECE! Because Naruto and Luffy go together like sea king meat and ale. Either the Strawhats learn how to use chakra or Hinata gets the Clima-tact, LOLZ

34. Do you write:


 * Canon/OC? No


 * AU? Yes


 * Slash? No


 * Yaoi? No


 * Yuri? No


 * Crack? Not yet

35. Have you created a:


 * Clan? Yes- Kido Clan of Kirigakure, Kuro Clan of Iwagakure, and Sangan Clan of Sunagakure


 * Jutsu? Yes- Kazeheda no Jutsu (Umino Ryu, Umino Iruka), Hebiheda Jutsu (Orochimaru and his studens), and Manipulatory Jutsu (Mist Nin).


 * Kekkai Genkai/Rare Special Ability? Yes- Dark Release- the sixth chakra element. (I need a better name.)


 * Hidden Village? A few- Umigakure (Hidden in the Sea), Yamagakure (Hidden in Mountains), Yomigakure (Hidden in Darkness), The Village Hidden in Plain Sight, and Kagegakure (Hidden in the Shadow).


 * Unexplored character's (IE, Shino) backstory? Yes- Iruka, Mizuki, Anko, Orochimaru, the most of the rest of the current chūnin and jōnin and, to a lesser extent, Itachi, Fugaku, Sakumo, and Obito.


 * That does not involve non-canonical OCs? (IE, Iruka's parents are canonical OCs. Kakashi's twin sister/adopted daughter is not.) Yes on all counts, not including enemy ninja.


 * Care to tell more about any of your above inventions? Read the fics please?

36. Anything else we should know? Hm... no. Ah, favorite Hidden Village besides Konoha: Either Suna or Kiri.

Thanks for Reading!