Shori no Isshiki

This powerful E-rank technique endows the person performing it with the power to win against any challenge, threat or obstacle. Using this technique requires no chakra, action, thought or awareness on the part of the one using it, and in fact can be used untrained, but only by a self-insert unoriginal character. It can also be used retroactively to rewrite pre-established events or undo harm inflicted on a character.

The specifics of how this technique works aren't too clear. It could be, the character releases lots and lots of a special kind of chakra. Maybe he transforms into a more powerful body or awakens a new power. Sometimes it is reality distortion, or time travel, or the ability to control the universe itself. Sometimes it's as simple as dodging unavoidable attacks. Either way, the self-insert unoriginal character is impossible to defeat when using this technique, since the writer can ignore any and all logical counters to its use.

This technique is usually used by writers that lack the intelligence or self-confidence to roleplay with others on even terms. But a strange, almost masochistic compulsion makes them try to roleplay anyway to prove their imaginary character's power, and vicariously makes them feel good about themselves.

This technique is usually one very badly written sentence, full of misspellings and grammar errors. It often demonstrates a lack of comprehension about science, mythology, philosophy and simple mathematics.