Naruto Jisedai 0: Zetsumei! The Earth-User!

Zetsumei: Chunnin Exam's sucks! It's too easy!

One hour earlier..

Chikaramochi: Zetsumei! You are always humiliating our Village! Stop this!

Zetsumei: Er.. What?

Chikaramochi: Stop farting at the Examiner!

Zetsumei: ... ..Oh! I remember! yeah.. I did. good times? Eh? Sensei?

Chikaramochi: No! Now get out there and defeat your opponent!

Zetsumei: That's right Sensei! I must defeat him! The Examiner will be really shocked if I win!

Chikaramochi: Uhh.. Yeah! Now go win you Idiot.

Zetsumei: Yes! Sensei!

One hour later..

Zetsumei: Yes! I won!

Chikaramochi: Yes, That's great!

Zetsumei: I know right?! Chunnin Exam's sucks! It's too easy!

Chikaramochi: Yeah right! If you didn't join the Ninja Academy you would have been a Farmer!

Zetsumei: Oh, Wow.. being a Farmer here sucks eh? Sensei?

Chikaramochi: Well, because of them we are able to eat Fruits and Vege-

Zetsumei: Wait a second! There's a round two for the Chunnin Exam's?

Chikaramochi: Yes. The Final's.

Zetsumei: Well then! I've got to train! Let's go Sensei!

Chikaramochi: Come.

Hours later..

Chikaramochi: Come on! You can do it! 33 More! 32! 31! 30!

Zetsumei: All right! That's it for today. Right? Sensei?

Chikaramochi: Heck no! 29 more come on!

Zetsumei: Oh, come on! My arm and fists hurts!

Chikaramochi: Then lets break that arm!

Zetsumei: Crap..

Chikaramochi: Come on! 28! 27! 26! 25! 24! 23! 23! .. 22! 21! 20! ... 19! 18! 17! 16! 15! 14! 13! 12! 11! 10! 9! 8!

Zetsumei: Oh my god! It's bleeding!

Chikaramochi: That's a good thing! Come on!

Zetsumei: Alright!

Chikaramochi: 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! Okay! that's 1000! Let's go eat! I'll treat you!

Zetsumei: Sweet! I want to eat a lot!

Chikaramochi: Let's go eat barbeque!

Zetsumei: Woohoo!

End of Part 1..